The Wine Animal Mystery Box

Let the animal build your mystery box.

Set your budget, tell us what you're into, and we hand-pick the wines. That's the whole box.

This isn't the usual build-it-yourself box. You set the brief, the animal does the rest — no bottle reveals before it ships, no swap-outs after. A genuine mystery, every time.

How many bottles?

This sets your minimum spend. You can always budget higher.

3 Bottles 6 Bottles 9 Bottles 12 Bottles

Set your budget

You choose the spend. The animal picks accordingly.

$250

$50 steps. Minimum for 6 bottles is $150.

Which styles are you into?

Pick as many as you like, or leave it blank and let the animal surprise you.

Sparkling Light whites Heavy whites Light reds Heavy reds

Any countries you lean towards?

Same deal — pick any, or none for a free hand.

Australia France Italy Spain USA

Include tasting & cellaring notes?

A card in the box: what each wine is, and when to drink it.

Yes please Tasting notes + when to drink each bottle, tucked in the box. No thanks Just the wines — surprise us at every pour.

Anything we should know?

Occasion, wines you've loved before, allergies, a delivery date — the more the better.

Make it a quarterly ritual?

Yes — a fresh box every three months.

A new mystery box lands each quarter, rotating with the seasons. We check in 14 days and again 7 days before every renewal so you can change your style, adjust the budget, skip, or cancel. Nothing ships without your window to tweak it.

Winter · Heavy reds Spring · Lighter reds Summer · Sparkling Autumn · Whites

Your mystery box

$250

Free shipping over $200. The animal takes it from there — Brenden confirms your box before it ships.

Hand-picked, always

Every bottle is chosen for you against real stock — no algorithms, no fill-the-box padding. Brenden signs off on your box before it leaves.

A genuine surprise

No bottle list before it ships. No swap-outs after. That's the whole promise — if you'd rather choose every wine yourself, the regular shop's right this way.

Australia-wide, insured

Temperature-considered, insured couriering across every state. 1–2 days to metro, 3–5 days regional.